The article on NPR translates it:
The Complete Book of Combat With Mum
When your mother is yelling at you, you can:
Look elsewhere, think about something else. Don't care, don't listen.
Note: Can't be used often
Your mother is yelling at you and not letting you look somewhere else, you can:
Find something trivial about mommy to criticize.
Note: Can't be used often.
for more tactics: http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/how-to-deal-with-mom-by-beijing-4th-grade-girls.html